Sunday, November 4, 2007

Germans, Russians and Romanians Joke

One german, one russian and one romanian take part in a contest.
They have to "do" a woman,iron some clothes and eat some bread in a small amount of time.

The german guy irons the clothes, then starts eating the bread, and the time finishes before he manages to eat the bread. He declared afterwards that this is how the germans are, first they do their job, then they eat,and if there is enough time left they have fun.

The russian "does" the woman, eats the bread, starts ironing but the time finishes. He sais that he has followed his priorities : sex first, food afterwards and the work is left for the end.

The romanian puts the woman do the ironing, "does" her at the same time and with one hand eats the bread. At the press conference he declares: this is how we romanians are used to do stuff. If you don't screw the one who works you have no chance to live .

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